I might do a stream of updates today. I'm going to attempt to clear out some of my email backlogs.
While I don't plan to do this for every old crappagory review I've written, I updated my Heroes of the Lance Review. I wanted to get a better review of that game up because I believe I'm not only one of the few people who has finished it (multiple times at that), but I also know the game inside and out pretty well. I only reused a few lines from the old review, this is more of a complete rewrite.
(The old review was so rambling and chaotic that it practically proved that writing in category format does not necessarily organize things better.)
I added a video of me beating Heroes of the Lance in 13 minutes without dying to the Videos Page.
With help from site reader KungFuFurby, I updated the composer information for Azure Dreams, Castlevania 2, Deadly Towers, Demon's Crest, Lord of the Rings, Power Blade, Thunder Force 3, Tin Star, Ultima 3, and Uniracers.
Crawl and I adopted a stray kitty that had been hanging around our apartment complex for about a month. She's a wonderful cat. Very friendly and well-behaved. She likes to sleep on our computer chair, as seen in this picture.
My finger injury is almost healed. I should be able to get back to drawing in a few days, I hope. In the meantime, enjoy these updates to the "U" Music Page:
Psychonauts - NEW! 6 songs.
Also, I finally decided to upload my front page for a Drakkhen Shrine that I started a long time ago. To be upfront, this is a future project, and I don't plan to start updating it right now. (I still have the Equinox Shrine to finish and AT6 to finish first.) So right now the only links that work are "Music" and the "Oddities". "Oddities" links to the existing Drakkhen Oddities page (although once the shrine gets underway, it will eventually be replaced with a more complete Oddities page, the same way I did with the Equinox Shrine).
The Music section contains the complete soundtrack in mp3 format. I also included the midis I converted with SPC2MIDI awhile ago (there will be more in the future). Also, I made available a remix album that site reader DethKlan sent to me a long time ago. That was the main reason I decided to go ahead and upload this thing - I felt bad that he went through the trouble of making those remixes and sending them to me only for me to never get around to building the Drakkhen Shrine. At least that much will be done for now.
Speaking of the Equinox Shrine, I added a painting of Glendaal and SungSung that forum moderator CodieKitty made to the Scans section. (Under Equinox, "Other, Miscellaneous".) That was another thing that was submitted a long time ago, but I never got around to adding. I've said this before, but I expect I'll have more time for updating in the winter when it's too cold to be outside on the weekends and it gets too dark early to be outdoors at night.
UPDATE: 10/03/08
Another Site Tracking Adventure. Yes, I feel like I'm finally starting to revert back to being that horrible, mean, destructive person I was in 1998.
UPDATE: 10/01/08
Tell me where on this earth can I stand
Just an ordinary man in this storm of confusion?
Sooner or later, no debate,
You're on the ice and in the hands of fate.
Way out in space, lost in flight,
Like an arrow in the night, just fly on 'til you lose us
Beyond the point of no return,
You can never cross the bridges that you burn
So, tell me what do you say when all is said and done?
I can see it in your eyes, there's thunder in the sun
Where do you sleep forever on the run?
Love may come a stranger to you and I
Deliver us from this danger, it's do or die
Any fool can see it as they walk on by
I'm leaving the lights on
Vacant possession...vacant possession
Time rushes by like the wind and it leaves us standing here
In this room full of memories
And as I watch the snowflakes fall,
Your love turns cold like a shadow on the wall
Night after night in this room,
I feel the walls are closing in
They just squeeze my existence
Neither you nor I design,
The bullet cuts the joker every time
So, tell me what do you say when all is said and done?
I can see it in your eyes, there's thunder in the sun
Where do you sleep forever on the run?
Love may come a stranger to you and I
Deliver us from this danger, it's do or die
Any fool can see it as they walk on by
I'm leaving the lights on,
Vacant possession
I'm ready to land, but I cannot see the lights
I wanna bring it in, and I'm tired of this endless flight
So oh, help me like a pilot in the night
Love may come a stranger to you and I
Deliver us from this danger, it's do or die
Any fool can see it as they walk on by
I'm leaving the lights on,
Vacant possession
Love may come a stranger to you and I
Deliver us from this danger, it's do or die
Any fool can see it as they walk on by
I'm leaving the lights on,
Vacant possession...vacant possession
-Greg Lake, Keith Emerson, Cozy Powell
(Lyrics transcribed by Flying Omelette & Crawl and 1000)
UPDATE: 09/26/08
Updated Q & A.
UPDATE: 09/21/08
An all-new Site Tracking Adventure in The RAU Gallery tonight.
UPDATE: 09/19/08
I expanded my Favorite Video Game Box Art article into a 2-page feature with some new additions.
I also added Jurassic Park (SNES) music to Game Music Downloads
UPDATE: 09/14/08
Inspired by a forum topic over at Sweetbee's Game Hive, I put together an article showcasing some of my Favorite Video Game Box Art.
This article will be accessible from the Museum section.
UPDATE: 09/13/08
Three reviews in one shot today, all for the Atari 2600: Dark Cavern, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I'm glad to finally have E.T. and Raiders out of my hair.
UPDATE: 09/08/08
I have Heroes of Might & Magic 4 music in the Game Music Downloads section!
UPDATE: 09/07/08
A Farewell to Forums in today's RAU Gallery.
In other news, I cleaned up the sections for Legacy of the Wizard, Omikron, Willow, and Xenogears in the Game Music Downloads.
Also updated Talon Kyradius's scrapbook page with the Who's Who information. I'm almost done all of these...
UPDATE: 09/01/08
A couple of days ago, I had the following search term in my site tracker:
calzoun the cuddly
I have only one of two guesses as to what you were searching for:
1. You were confusing Honen Calzoun with Nucleo McRaven and were looking for that picture where Nucleo told Starla Wildflower, "I'm what humans call a 'mountaindevil', but I'm really quite cuddly."
2. Something completely unrelated to my characters, though "Calzoun" is probably not the name of the thing you're actually searching for.
When I created Dr. Honen Calzoun many years ago, his name was something I just came up with out of the blue. I didn't think the first name sounded like a real name, but thought the last name did. As it turns out, "Honen" is a real first name, but "Calzoun" does not appear to be a real name at all, as the only other relevant result for it on Google is a character from Saturday Night Live called Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun (played by Jimmy Fallon).
It's kind of funny that two different people came up with that same name, probably for the same reason that it sounded like a real surname. It's also funny that the other show that would use the name was one that influenced my work (though not those sketches in particular as I've never seen one with that character.)
UPDATE: 08/31/08
I've broken off my long hiatus of game review writing to bring you one for the Atari 2600 game, Adventure.
UPDATE: 08/26/08
The Nine Inch Nails concert we saw last night was amazing. Trent was supposedly sick, but he still sounded great and I wouldn't have noticed had he not mentioned it near the end of the show.
Is this what Honen and Zumo would look like if they were in a 1930's cartoon?
UPDATE: 08/24/08
I completely cleaned up the "P" page in the Music Downloads section.
I completely cleaned up the Killer7 section in the K Music Downloads. I added "Heroic Deeds" because I already had it uploaded.
I completely cleaned up the "I" page in the Music Downloads section. I added new songs to Illusion of Gaia, including China's Great Wall, Dark Gaia, Dungeon, Great Pyramid, Larai Cliff, Overworld Map, Sadness, Sky Garden, South Cape, and Title Theme. Also added a section for Itadaki Street 2 with a neat remix of the Dragon Warrior overwold theme.
My Google and Youtube Videos page has been changed so that all videos are now embedded instead of linked.
I was going through old oddities and noticed something I had never caught nor had pointed out to me before: In Oddities 6, the line at the bottom of the Puss n Boots section said, "The Puss N Boots game was actually based on a very obscure anime, which was in turn, based loosely on the Jules Verne novel, "Around the World in 80 Days", and Pero's name was "Perrault" in the Japanese version, named for the "Around the World in 80 Days" author Charles Perrault." Oops!! That second "Around the World in 80 Days" should have said "Puss in Boots". That's been fixed.
More to come...
UPDATE: 08/22/08
More updates to the Magic of Scheherazade Shrine.
More oddities contributed by site reader Timothy Rankin and corrections to the section on characters that can be skipped. Apparently, it's been confirmed that only Supica and Gun Meca can be skipped.
UPDATE: 08/21/08
We have some updates to the Magic of Scheherazade Shrine.
First of all, some more oddities contributed by site readers Timothy Rankin and SethraShnoo.
And a slight correction to Epin's WHISTLE description on the Spells page.
UPDATE: 08/19/08
Let's focus on something more positive and more in the natural spirit of this website.
This is some really fascinating stuff if you like game oddities and/or Final Fantasy 4.
UPDATE: 08/18/08
Three more questions answered in Q & A.
For those just tuning in, yeah, I figure it might be a few days before this whole webcomics forum shit blows over, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun with it in the meantime.
Forums come and go. A good joke is forever.
UPDATE: 08/17/08
Folks, one of my pet peeves are forums in which members proudly proclaim that they aren't like other forums because they don't flame or harass people. EVERY single time I have EVER been to a forum where someone makes this claim, I end up getting harassed or flamed within a few hours. This one took two days. Want to know what it was about?
I posted a picture of myself from 1993 and some more from 2008 in a topic for posting pictures of yourself. Someone got angry with me for not posting anything in-between those years. Seems a VERY strange thing to get angry over, but I complied and posted some more from the era in-between. Instead of being satisfied, the person gets even angrier with me and accuses the photos of not being from within the past seven years. At first, I think this must be a joke, or maybe he's got a mental disorder of some kind. But then I get an email from a one, "Lizeth Marry" claiming to be a moderator who told me to "delete my posts, get the fuck off the forums, and never come back again. We don't want your kind here."
Yes, folks, this is the depths people are willing to plunge to in this day and age just to get on someone's case and flame. People are so used to getting upset over every stupid little thing on message boards that not posting pictures of yourself from a certain year is cause to get angry with you and kick you off the board.
May I add that this was a webcomics forum? I have dealt with all kinds of matter of stupidity from gaming forums, but this eclipses all their worst efforts combined, and this is coming from someone who witnessed the original 1998 N-Sider.
Anyway, wrote an RAU Sketch about it. Although I'm refraining from naming the place by name, I'm not letting them get off completely scott-free, either.
EDIT - Forgot to log myself out from that place, so I went back to do that and discover my username is banned. Yippee! I guess people don't realize that saying "I'll see you again on judgment day" generally means you aren't coming back anyway.
UPDATE: 08/16/08
Christopher: LOL! Redesign! |
UPDATE: 08/15/08
Answered another question in Q & A
Cleaned up the music sections for HyperZone and Journey to Silius.
I have to figure out what's going on with me right now. I'm feeling like I want to get back into playing and reviewing games again, but it's difficult to juggle that between writing and illustrating the RAU Gallery, and everything in my personal life. I suspect I'll have more time in the winter when the weather is too bad to be outside. There are still many things that need to be cleaned up with this site. Projects that still have to be finished include:
Cleaned up the Game Music sections for Demon's Crest, Disney's Rescue Rangers, and DoDonPachi. The DDP times and filesizes were all wrong, so I corrected them.
UPDATE: 07/29/08
Words from a TRUE GENIUS in today's episode of the RAU Gallery!
UPDATE: 07/15/08
Site reader Andy Thorley (who was a regular contributor to the Cameos Database back when it was still in operation) put together and submitted an awesome article documenting hidden oddities in Chrono Trigger that can only be found by peeling away backgrounds with an emulator.
I also added Watler's World to the Links Page.
UPDATE: 07/14/08
Two more emails answered in Q & A.
I also added the Who's Who information for Aira and Spyre to the RAU Scrapbooks.
I cleaned up the sections for Indiana Jones & the Infernal Machine and Deadly Towers in Game Music Downloads.
UPDATE: 07/13/08
Someone must be redoing the internet woodwork, because all sorts of things have been crawling out of it lately.
Today, I just learned that, by virtue of our inferior female chromosomes, me, CodieKitty, DH and SethraShnoo, are "less skilled in the realms of hand-eye coordination, memorization, mental quickness and several other factors that contribute to video game playing ability", according to one Justin Bostian, despite that we all mysteriously agree that the difficulty of Contra and Super C (even without the extra life codes) is grossly overrated.
Mr. Bostian, I am sure you have conducted plenty of research on this subject and based your claim on proven scientific theory and facts, despite not referencing any of it in your article, and that you are not just a typically clueless male gamer who has probably never even seen a member of the opposite sex. No, I won't accuse you of being that. But despite the hard evidence stacked against us, I believe I can still speak for all of us when I say:
Addendum: I'm curious to know if Mr. Bostian has figured out the easy way to beat the last part of the Turbo Tunnel (Level 3) in Battletoads. (I'm not talking about taking the warp zone, I mean actually finishing that part.) Because in all my years on the internet, I've only known one other person besides me who figured it out on her own and that person was Kiera Lordens, who imparted the secret to her friends.
If he hasn't, then it looks like that secret will die with this community because I sure ain't telling!
UPDATE: 07/12/08
Quote: "In regards to Site Tracking Adventures #3 and #4, watching you make such eloquent rebuttals to people like that is such a joy to read that it ALMOST makes me wish people would make stupid criticisms of your site more often."
Yo, DB! You got your wish!
In other news, I added the "Who's Who" information to the RAU Scrapbooks for Cykada, Leohtiss, Kin-Liu, Frizz, Miyoko-8, Nexis Fried, Zara, and Blooper.
I also cleaned up the sections for Lagoon, Kagero, and TMNT 4 in Game Music Downloads.
UPDATE: 07/07/08
Some general site maintenance.
I changed the Links Page slightly again. Instead of removing old sites that are no longer updated, I made a separate section for them. I only kept sites if they are owned by friends, have substantial content, and still have this site linked on the links page. Sometimes I get nostalgic and want to revisit old favorites, and they also serve as good inspiration for anyone who is interested in making their own website.
I added the "Who's Who" info to the RAU Scrapbooks for Lukyan, Loro, Snakeroot, and Roadkill Harry.
I cleaned up the sections for SaGa Frontier and Zanac in Game Music Downloads.
UPDATE: 07/01/08
So the moral of Wall-E is that humans spend too much on junk and are getting too fat?
You know, Disney/Pixar, you're absolutely right. I'll take the two hours I would've spent sitting on my ass in the theater watching your movie and exercise instead. I'll also make sure that anytime I catch myself about to purchase any Disney/Pixar merchandise, I instead donate the money to charity or use it to buy some delicious health food.
I recently heard that it was said on the Tyra Banks Show that you should stop playing video games after the age of 13. Here's something else you can stop doing after the age of 13: Watching the Tyra Banks Show.
UPDATE: 06/30/08
I added NESHQ.com to the Links Page
I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who's given me feedback on AT6 so far. Though I feel comedy is my true calling in life, I still had a lot of fun scripting a more action-oriented series, and I'm glad that you're enjoying it, as I was a bit concerned that the shift from comedy to drama might have been offputting to some. Once again, thanks everyone for your input. I'll hope you'll stay for the ride.
UPDATE: 06/28/08
I finally have AT6: Scene 2 up. Now to begin work on the scenes for Scene 3 and hopefully it won't be so long before I get it done this time.
UPDATE: 06/22/08
Just a little update on my situation. I'm feeling a lot better now, although occasionally I'm still getting abdominal pains. Not sure if it's just something that comes with getting older, or if it will be a problem in the future, but I'm not worried about it right now.
I should have AT6 Scene 2 done by the end of the week. Almost all of the pictures are drawn and I just need to do the final traceovers.
For anyone who was ever curious what I was referring to when I mentioned Psykosuma on some of this site's pages a long time ago, you can now read the reviews as they've been archived at Deathamster's Nest.
And now another exciting episode of...
TALES FROM THE SITE TRACKER
Included in today's search terms was: "griffey snes big lips".
I have no idea how that led to my site as I'm pretty sure I didn't previously have anything related to that. In fact, I think the only mention of the Ken Griffey SNES games on this site was in the Cameos Database where someone pointed out that the end credits song on Major League Baseball is Joe Satriani's "Speed of Light". What I have an even far less idea of is why someone would be searching for that.
But far be it from me to not give the fans what they want, so here you go:
UPDATE: 06/15/08
I apologize for the lack of updates and once again getting behind schedule on AT6. I have been very sick the past week. This morning I vomited several times, I have severe abdominal cramps and nausea, and I feel very weak. I'm debating if I should go to the emergency, but I can't really afford to right now so I'm going to tough it out until I can call my doctor tomorrow.
I did manage to do a few things, though they are not much.
I added the Who's Who information for Cody, Gionne, Stefan, Gordon, Leona, and Deuce to the Scrapbooks. I also added a Species Primer to the RAU Gallery. I realized that by eliminating the Who's Who section, I no longer had a primary resource on the different Phainein races, so I made a new one. Finally, nothing new, but for convenience, I added my Equinox videos to the YouTube Video Page.
UPDATE: 06/09/08
Oh man, I have the worst stomach flu I have ever had in my life today. I didn't go to work, but I did manage to do some things for the site between the bouts of nausea and other problems best left unmentioned here.
I finished that redesign of the Game Reviews page. Gee, that turned out so well, it almost makes me want to review games again. It's too bad a lot of my older reviews are a crapfest.
I also answered three more letters to Q&A.
UPDATE: 06/08/08
I updated some of the music descriptions for Final Fantasy 8, with help from a site reader.
I also redesigned the front page of the RAU Gallery. Thanks go to Crawl for helping me with the banner image of Nucleo and Cory.
Next, I'll redesign the game review listing page...
UPDATE: 06/03/08
Only on the internet can someone ban you from their message board, delete all your posts, and send you a mysterious email calling you "immature" for no explained reason, and continue to hit on you!! (Or so my site tracker sources tell me.) ...
The greatest part of it all is that the person of which I speak about doesn't even read this site, which is a good thing since he'll never see that I added more pictures of myself and Crawl to the About FO page. Make that, I added pictures of myself, Crawl, AND Bubu! (And this time, it's REALLY Bubu, not a stock photo or my wobbly first attempt at hand-drawing him.)
UPDATE: 06/02/08
Oh, fudgenuggets. I know I said I would try to get AT6, Scene 2 done by the end of the week, but Crawl and I ordered a new bed and we have to get the house cleaned up by Saturday so that the workers can come and assemble it. (Sleeping on a futon is killing my back, so this was a necessity.) Anyway, I won't have time to work on it this week, but I won't allow your RAU appetitie to go completely unsatiated, so here are a couple of Forum Archive Sketches:
Don't say I didn't warn you about this one.
A collection of 10 short sketches from the forum archives. (Edit: Fixed the Link)
I also added the Who's Who information for Felona, Zephyr, Banshee, and Darkona to the Scrapbooks.
UPDATE: 05/30/08
EDIT: And we have a new Switched at Birth article! The last two were all email submissions. This one's all forum submissions, although I almost could've titled this one "Muppet Show Edition".
I finally put up the results of the last Caption Contest, but I'm suspending further contests until notice.
I also combined the Who's Who information with the Scrapbooks for Samantha, Jaeger, Gaelia, and Shnoo.
I'm going to step up production on AT6. My goal is to complete one scene for it each week. Who knows if I'll be able to meet that goal, but I'll give it my best shot.
UPDATE: 05/25/08
EDIT #2: Aaaannnnd...Cartoon Corner gets the same overhaul treatment as the Oddities and Shrines. (Wish I had more in that section...)
EDIT #1: I've made two more changes: I changed the FeedInformer to include the RSS feeds from all of my friends' Yuku forums. Any new topic made at CB007's Forums, CodieKitty's Forums, Deathamster's Nest, The Game Pond, ShnooWorld, and Sweetbee's BBS will now show up in the Port Saiid Pipeline. NOTE: If you do not want your Yuku board included, please let me know and I will remove it. However, I would like to request that I at least keep The Game Pond and ShnooWorld on there, as I "watch over" those places, and having them on the feed will help me know if and when new topics are made there without having to check every single day (helps protect them against spam and attacks).
I also changed the "Random Link" button to now include all pages on Deathamster's Nest and Crawl's Review Site.
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I did the same thing for my Game Shrines page that I did for my Oddities page. I felt the old layout was ugly due the varying sizes of the game title images and the shrine descriptions were too vague. I also listed a couple of things on there (the Kirby 3 guide, the Secret of Mana oddities) because I put so much work into them that they practically became miniature shrines of their own.
I also added RVGFANATIC to my Links page.
I also combined a few more of the Who's Who pages with the Scrapbooks. To this point I haven't really said which ones I did, but the following are completed: Aurora, Chance, Chester, Christopher, Cory, Crow, Honen, Image, Jack, Kado, Kiini, Lizaki, Nucleo, Ogrin, Preston, Raymond, Robin, Sesa, Taura, Tomi, Victor, Wildclaw, Zumo, Bazil, Daris, Desiree, Eddy, Ghestov, Grimms, Jade, Kraken, Marissa, Pibby, Rick, Rodney, Roxanne, Serpentina, Seth, Shaddah, Shadow, Starla, Ulysses, Zimosa, Bino, Mini & Vinny, Mongoose, Mr. Frimpet, Wyvern King & Nebula, Beorthe, Cynoss, Drago, Harken, Moonshy, Spectre, Swan.
I got so caught up in working on AT6 that I forgot to end the last Caption Contest. I'll try getting to it this weekend, but I'm going to suspend further contests for now. Thanks all for your submissions.
And now for another exciting episode of...
TALES FROM THE SITE TRACKER
Yesterday I had this in my search strings: guns n roses nac nac ever on the store
Today I have this: nac nac nac ever on the store guns roses
Dude. It's Knocking on Heaven's Door. The original was by Bob Dylan.
Hope that helped.
UPDATE: 05/14/08
My Oddities Section continues to be extremely popular, and after looking at it, I realized I was a little embarrassed by its crappy, barebones layout. I'm of the mind that a site's content is more important than its layout, so long as it doesn't look like TimeCube or is overloaded with popups or anything else that makes navigation or reading difficult, and I think the continued success of that section is a good argument for Content vs. Design. However, I didn't feel a little change would hurt in this matter, and while it's nothing spectacular, I did fix it up a bit.
No new content, but I also linked a bunch of other articles from around the site on there that basically count as "Oddities" articles, too. I imagine some people might just discover the oddities and read through them, and then decline to peruse the rest of the site, so you'll find out what you were missing if you did that. I also removed the old version of "Equinox Oddities" because the new one on the Equinox Shrine obsoletes it.
Back to work on AT6...
UPDATE: 05/13/08
Those of you who go to the forums already know this, but due to the size of the sketch and the amount of drawings I need to complete for it, I made the decision to release Part 6 of the RAU Gallery Archaeology storyline in pieces.
AT6: Stranglehold, Scene 1 is completed.
I will continue to add the new scenes as the drawings for them are finished.
Also added "The Seikens" to my Links page.
UPDATE: 05/04/08
Final stuff for today:
Some new information on the runes in the Book of Eld for the Knights of Justice Oddities page.
A submission for Yoshi's Island on the NES & SNES Nudity article, which is probably the single most bizarre case of it I've yet seen.
Another page of random reader-submitted oddities.
With that done, I am almost cleared of my email backlog. More recent SAB submissions will be compiled on a future page along with entries from the forums.
UPDATE: 05/04/08
New stuff today: